Top Ten Reasons To Get Married: By askmen.com - A Review

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By samboiam

 

As I was rummaging through the internet the other day, looking for something… anything that would spark creativity, I finally stumbled upon an article that piqued my interest. Askmen.com had published their “Top Ten: Reasons For Getting Married”. Coming from someone who has been married for 19 plus years, I was intrigued by the title. Could someone really come up with that many reasons to get married? This, indeed, demanded further investigation.

After a thorough examination of their list, I was rather amused. On the surface the list seemed solid but after some thought I found their reasoning to be somewhat weak. So, I decided to write a little something and expose the holes in their list. Below I have restated their reason followed by my profound insight on what they had to say. I will let you be the judge on who makes more sense.

10. Marriage makes you live longer.

Askmen.com says: A 2006 study performed by the University of California shows that single people are more out to die from infectious diseases, and heart disease. Furthermore, they are twice as likely to die accidentally.

Sambo says: While single people may not be as healthy as married folks, marriage does not cause you to live longer, it just makes you feel that way.

9. Marriage increases your earning power.

Askmen.com says: You know that big-screen TV you've been saving for? Well, if you were married, you'd probably own it by now. Being married means sharing expenses and splitting the costs of major purchases.

Sambo says: This has to be the dumbest reason for getting married I have ever heard of. To all the single men who are contemplating getting married, do not let an expensive toy be the reason you say I do.

Why, you ask? Because if you get a divorce, she will probably end up with it anyway.

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8. Marriage gives you a platform to build your bloodline on.

Askmen.com says: OK, so technically you don't need to be married to have a family, but marriage is still the standard method for starting a family. The nuclear family, despite its flaws, remains a sought-after model. That's why having kids is another argument in our top 10 reasons to get married

Sambo says: Children are the greatest inventions ever. They truly make life worth living. As great as they are they should not be the basis for marriage.

Why?

There is no guarantee you will be able to have children.

If children are the reason for getting married, what happens when the children are no longer around?

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7. Marriage prevents you from dying alone.

Askmen.com says: Sure, you're on a hot streak right now, dating 20-year-old yoga instructors and bi-curious baristas, but we both know that's not going to last forever. How's being single going to work out for you when you're 60, when you have hair in all of the wrong places and no one can stand to look at you

Sambo says: I almost spit my soda all over my laptop when I read this one. Unless you pass away at the same time as your spouse, YOU WILL DIE ALONE…get a dog!!

Lyle Lovett - the exception to the rule.
Lyle Lovett - the exception to the rule.

 

6. Marriage makes you more attractive.

Askmen.com says: As our own Justin Prugh covered in his article, Why Do Single Women Like Taken Men, married men are more attractive to other women. Now, we're not suggesting that you should get married purely because it will make it easier to score with other women, but we are suggesting that marriage makes you appealing to the opposite sex.

Sambo says: If this is truly your reason for getting married save yourself and spouse much pain and regret. Buy a wedding ring and wear it when you go out, but stay single.


5. Marriage brings financial benefits.

Askmen.com says: There are numerous financial benefits associated with matrimony. For starters, there are tax breaks for married couples as well as for families. Getting married might also mean getting access to things like her premium health insurance plan

Sambo says: I am totally amazed that two of the top ten reasons had to do with finances. Financial stress has been the undoing of many marriages.

Gentleman, if you live in the great state of Texas a marriage license cost you around forty bucks. A divorce on the other hand will cost you court cost and lawyer fees plus half of what you own. Do you have children? Probably so if you followed this list, that was reason number eight. So let’s add child support in the mix. All of a sudden a 401k doesn’t sound like a bad idea.

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4. Marriage means more sex.

Askmen.com says: . A study done by the Kinsey Institute, for example, suggests that 23% of non-married men periodically go a year without sex, while only 1% of married men experience 12-month dry spells. Similarly, while 19% of single guys have sex two to three times a week, 36% of married men have sex that often.

Sambo says: Dude, a year without any sex. I would chew my freakin arm off by that time.

 

3. Marriage means better sex.

Askmen.com says: Married couples know each other; they have a feel for each others’ bodies and are aware of their partner's fantasies. Consequently, married sex is better than single sex.

Sambo says: All I can say to that is, “Amen! Preach on, brother.”

 

2. Married people are happier.

Askmen.com says: A recent study done at an Australian university shows that married men are happier than single men. In fact, married men are 135% more likely to report a high happiness score than single men. That's an astounding figure.

Sambo says: I disagree with this reason. I know many people who have gone into marriage thinking they would find happiness and yet have not.

Happiness can not be based upon another individual it must be found within one’s own person. If my happiness comes from my wife, then my wife will be the determining factor of my happiness.

 

1. Marriage makes you a better man.

Askmen.com says: If you're a smart guy, you'll choose to be with a woman who is insightful, opinionated and honest. That's the kind of companion who can make you a better person. She can bring out the best in you. She can challenge you to be the best version of yourself.

Sambo says: This is only true if you connect with the right person. If you get a spouse who is supportive and encouraging, they can help you become a better you. On the other hand, if you marry someone who has the personality of a pit bull with aids, the outcome will certainly be much different. Kinda makes you say “hmmm”.

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Hello, hello, 2 years ago

An amazing hub. Thank you for a good giggle.

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wavegirl22 Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

great Hub Sam! And I love the way you looked for holes but at the end of the day when all is said and done .. Noah called everyone on to the ark 2 x 2 .. not one by one. . now if only I could find that other half of mine I too would be one of the lucky married ones!

Thumbs up my friend:)

Oleha2365 2 years ago

that's very interesting.did any of your observation land you on the couch? (: i'm glad you found your treasure. not everyone is as blessed as you two. I love you both. sissy

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valeriebelew Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Interesting. I couldn't help but notice the part about happiness dealt only with the man involved. While most married women don't regret being married, they have much less freedom than those of us who did not take the leap, and married women, most women for that matter, find it hard to do things they want to do without feeling guilty. I don't have that problem. I might have been happier married, but its hard to see how. I agree with you, that another person does not make us happy or sad; we must find contentment within ourselves. Funny, and interesting hub. (: v

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

hello, hello, I am so glad you took time out of your day to read this hub. I am thrilled. Thanks for stopping by.

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

Shari,the fact you are still single only shows the inteligence of the average male. Glad you enjoyed this little hub it is always good to hear from you.

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

Sissy, I did not end up on the couch but did get punched a couple of times. lol. What else is new? If didn't get in trouble I wouldn't be Sambo.

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

Valerie, thanks for reading and commenting. I always enjoy your comments they add so much to hub.

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Feline Prophet Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Haha...methinks the person who made that list is protesting too much. Is he still single, do you know?

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

Feline, I do not know. But I found the list to be humorous. Thanks for reading my favorite little feline.

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prettydarkhorse Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Excellent, this is for men but goes with women so I will go and find a HUBBY now, I want a BIG HDTV, just kidding, Thank you for this one Samboiam, Maita

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Sam, I enjoyed your hub and most of your reasoning seemed pretty good. I did get a few laughs along the way which is always nice. Good hub.

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

Maita, I hope you find both. lol. I see you stressed you wanted a BIG HDTV. So I guess size does matter. haha

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habee Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

I know there's a lot of truth in this, but I laughed all the way through!

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

habee, I am so glad this hub could give you a giggle or two. It is always a joy to have you stop by.

zainulriza 2 years ago

serious but funny article, great

you get new follower...

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

zainulriza, thanks for the comment and for the follow.

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SilverGenes Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Well done! Your observations on right on the money!

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

Silver, thanks I am glad you enjoyed it.

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jite 2 years ago

Good hub,I enjoyed a lot.but I think after marriage one get overweight,is it right.LOL

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samboiam Hub Author 2 years ago

jite, you are probably correct. I know I have. Just means there is more to love. Thanks for the comment.

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dawnM 21 months ago

So cute and funny, especially to those of us that are married and to me being a marriage counselor, the sex part was especially cute and quite funny. Most of my clients are men complaining that they rarely get sex and then wives who say that their husbands don’t know how to communicate to them, I think that they need to add those to the real list.....lol

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samboiam Hub Author 21 months ago

dawn, I am glad you enjoyed this little hub. Thanks for stopping by.

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kallini2010 Level 7 Commenter 11 months ago

My favourite quote about marriage of all times:

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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I was married for sixteen years, now my ex is married to someone else - so I guess he had more reasons to be married.

At one point I read an article about so many reasons to marry, but it was different. It was either about women, why they should, or why they do (which is obviously not the same). That time I was married.

It seemed controversial at best. Now, I don't really think so - I think all these reasons are valid. In that list or the other...

One thing is true, though, it was proven by extensive research that married people are not happier than single people, people who have children are not happier than those do not, people who have pets are not happier than those who do not.

To find happiness, you know where to look. Would I marry again? For what reason?

I think I will. For money. I've been told "Make sure he is old enough and he has enough money to justify it."

What do you know?

I want to be a philosopher. I already AM.

nnabeco 4 months ago

Sambo, can you give us your reasons?

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