Another Bad Day
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I am running around like a head with it’s chicken cut off.
I can’t seem to say anything right. It all comes out bass ackwards.
Momma said there would be days like this.
I didn’t know I would have so many of them
this close together.
Why do I feel like the gods are laughing at me?
Am I their personal practical joke?
I walked outside and a bird pooped on my head?
Warm and gooey. Laughing as it flew away.
My waistline is exceeding and my hairline is receding.
Why is it my ears can grow hair but my scalp can’t?
The dog wont have anything to do with me.
I feel like I am I stuck in a bad country song?
Bad Country Song
It is too dang hot. I'm sweating like a whore
in church. I hate these Texas summers.
Armadillos, hogs and possums, baking in 102 degree heat.
Nothing like road kill and maggots, almost makes you hungry.
I guess life really isn’t that bad. Let me stop this complaining.
There is some good news. At least cows don’t fly.
And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day
© June 2010 Sam Bristow
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OK! OK! I voted it up!!!! lol
Great wee Hub, had me laughing.
Cheers samboiam
SilverGenes, I am glad this little hub could bring so much delight to you. Thank you for your encouraging comments.
Shinkicker, I am glad you were so amused. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Your timing is impeccable. It has been one of those days. I think I must have been riding a little roller coaster. Every time I thought things were looking up, they headed down again... But they are up now, and thank God that cows don't fly.
Funny! Amazing video - strange that all the geniuses except one were MALE!!
mommy always says that you have a way of brightening everyone's day . isn't nice to have a special purpose life? (: love sissy
Come on in and join the club.
Love the picture of the cat and the bottle. You are not alone, I have had many days like that as well. The first vid is broke. Hope you get out of this rut soon, and at least you didn't have the tornadoes we had over the weekend, I was lucky too.
Wow, sounds like you really did have a bad day. Sorry about that. Nicely written Hub!
I am sweating like a whore in Church - what a brilliant visual!
This was a very entertaining hub. Thanks for a good laugh.
Ivorwen, thanks for dropping in. There is always a positive spin we can put on things. Cows not flying was the best I could come up with.
habee, unfortunately we are not the brightest of God's creatures. lol.
Charlie, glad to see you and glad to know you made it through the twisters.
oleha2365, hey sis. thanks for your comment. Hope you have a great day.
Hello, hello, it is glad to know I am not alone.
kaltopsyd, thanks for reading and commenting. It did get better.
Pamela, thanks for the comment. I am glad you found it to be enjoyable.
At least your day wasn't as bad as that Tiger's pitcher-can you believe that?
But hey, now MY day is the worst since Samboiam didn't mention me! I'm so lonesome I could cry. Boo Hoo!
:)
This is a hub we all can relate to; everyone has had one of those days. (: v
Sam, your humor is ON, as always! Thanks for making me smile :)
lorlie, it is so good to hear from you. I thought you had dropped out the face of Hubpages. Thanks for stopping by.
Valerie, thank you for reading this hub. It is always a pleasure to hear from you.
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LOL! Some days are realy bad !I sleep through them. :)
tantrum, I sometimes think about crawling under the bed but I am afraid it would fall on me. Thanks for dropping by hope to see you soon.
Nope, I haven't gone away, just gone dry in the writing department. I just published again, though, so maybe, MAYBE that block is over!
Good to see you, friend.
Sam...next time you have a day like this just stay in and read my hubs (LOL)..be sure you vote 'em up good! Thanks for a laugh...I needed something to make me feel better about my day! WB
Silvergenes sent me over here for a good HOOT and a HOOT is is my hub freind, I almost Pi#$## ed myself laughing, still picking myself up off my floor and while I was done there my cat gave me the strangest look and hissed at me. LOL I wonder if that is a sign of bad Karma to come...great post, thanks for the read. lol
yep... some days can be like dat!!
yep---bad days back to back can certainly make you feel as if you are on gods practical joke list... I am hoping this is just a funny hub-and your days are going great, in the comfort of your AC (I hate Texas Summers as well) Love the hub-Rated Up and Funny!
lorlie, it is good to know you haven't disappeared on us. It is good to have you around again. Thanks for dropping in it is always good to see you.
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carolina, that is what momma said. Thanks for dropping in.
H.C., this was really just me being silly and drawing attention to the fact bad days happen to all of us. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Hey there samboiam!
There's a light at the end of the tunnel, and it's not the lights of a train bearing down on you. Look at it this way, if your eyes open in the morning and your feet hit the floor, it will be a good day. Now, if only I believed that :)
Thanks for sharing and thanks so much for the honorable mention! Much appreciated :)
trish, thanks for the comment. You are more than welcome for the mention.
SilverGenes Level 4 Commenter 23 months ago
Now I'm not one to enjoy someone else's misery but this time, I can't help it. "Failure may be your style" started me off, then the achy breaky heart which I had to play (did we LOOK like that? uh huh.) but the last one did me in. Hilarious! I'd hope for better days for you but if the bad ones are all like this, bring em on!